All y'all might think life in Hollywood is a fantasy life, but here's the harsh reality ...

7:00 am - bowl of Wheaties
7:30 - cold shower
8:00 - hop into brand new car
blah, blah, blah
noon - head to Ken Paves' salon
12:30 - blinded by flashes
12:33 - it's over
12:35 - turn in pix and head to the next story

Papin' ain't easy!