The Incredible Shrinking Jessica
Posted on Sat Sep 30th, 2006 4:44am PDT By X17 Staff
Jeez, where'd Jessica Simpson go? When we caught up with her leaving a private party in Hollywood with stylist chum Ken Paves, she looked downright Bosworthian compared to the last time we ran into her - and that was just earlier this week! (One thing's for sure, though - she sure was in a better mood than she was on Thursday night! Who knew thin people could be jolly too?) 
Dear Mysterious Person Holding Out A Gift Bag For Jessica: You just made me laugh really hard.
I hear black has a slimming effect
Was Ken her thinspiration?Let's hope she came by the weight loss honestly - nobody wants to hear any stories about Jessica and Ken being spotted splitting an ice cube for dinner!
