Paris Hilton Almost Gives Her Publicists A Stroke

If you'd been listening closely yesterday afternoon, that faint cry of "NOOOOOOOOOO" you heard in the distance as Paris Hilton's car was pulled over probably belonged to Paris' P.R. flack Elliot Mintz - after all, the last thing the billion-dollar heiress needs right now is another run-in with the law! Fortunately for Elliot, not only was Paris completely in the clear (it turned out to just be a routine traffic stop), but she was the portrait of class the whole time - according to our photographers, the cop was flashing more attitude than Paris!