Posted on Thu Nov 30th, 2006 12:59pm PDT By X17 Staff
Throwing her private parts all over the place, feuding and then quickly reuniting with Lindsay Lohan, laughing at all of Brandon Davis' jokes - with every passing day, Britney Spears' behavior gets more and more Parisian! Heck, at this rate the student's going to surpass the master soon enough - we just turned up these photos of Britney on the patio at Teddy's with a cigarette in one hand and a drink in another! (But she might want to start emulating Paris' sense of self-control when the media's around - after all, Paris may have her vices, but think about how rarely anyone's cameras catch her with a cigarette in her hand!)"Is that hot, y'all?"
If Brandon plays his cards right, Britney might be able to make Playing With Firecrotch happen!
I guess she wasn't that innocent after all!
Paris better be careful - we all know the next step in this equation is "get hammered and hook up with Stavros"!
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