Aw officer, it was just an illegal U-turn (thick southern accent) ... I thought that double yellow line was just a decoration!

Did anybody ever tell you you look great in that uniform? No, really, you know ... I'm a single girl now ...

Ha! Sucker cop!

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So all you have to do is smile, say "Oscar," oh wait, sorry, you don't have one ...