X17 Pop Quiz - Why is Heather Running?

a) Dancing With The Stars called, Heather Mills broke her last prosthetic leg, and they need another Heather to fill her spot.

b) David Spade invited her to go bowling last minute.

c) Jack Wagner sounded less attentive over the telephone so Heather wanted to rendezvous in order to cuddle and reconfirm Wagner’s commitment.

Perhaps we will never know – additional action shots after the jump.