Posted on Thu Mar 1st, 2007 10:25am PDT
The most interesting days on this job always tend to be the ones immediately after Paris Hilton somehow gets herself in trouble - simply because nobody on earth is better at getting themselves out of it! Tuesday night, for instance, Paris had her sickeningly awesome Bentley impounded by the cops after driving with a suspended license, much to the apparent delight of %95 of the internet. So how do we catch her the next day?
1. Getting into the passenger's seat of a car
2. Making sure to say absolutely nothing scandalous to any of the paparazzi
3. Leaving the McLaren (how's that for a backup car?) parked conspicuously out in front of her house
4. Walking around with all the grace and poise of a model
5. Wearing red, white, and blue
Say what you will about the girl, but she's second to none when it comes to responding to criticism!
I'm too sexy for my Bentley...
...and I do a little turn on the sidewalk...
Call me crazy, but I think this stuff's just as interesting as the who's-doing-who gossip - after all, everyone screws up publicly from time to time, but we certainly aren't all equals when it comes to rehabbing our image!
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