Although she's far from the first celeb to register her opinion on Paris' upcoming 45-day stay in the Linwood Hilton, we couldn't resist getting the ever-entertaining Mary Carey to go on the record regarding the hotel heiress' legal woes - and boy did she ever go on the record! Mary certainly didn't hold anything back as she went in-depth discussing the foibles of the justice system - but then again, restraint's not exactly Mary's strong suit!