Matthew Perry rehabbers.jpgLindsay's (current) rehab of choice is also "the rehab facility of choice for business executives, professionals, celebrities, government officials and anyone wanting the finest rehab program in the world," at least according to the Promises website! Although some have referred to the facility, which boasts gourmet meals, 500 thread-count sheets, and a personal trainer (not to mention a $1600 dollar a night price tag) as more of a "celebrity retreat" (Promises alumni include Britney Spears, Ben Affleck, Charlie Sheen, Matthew Perry and Selma Blair), we assure you, Lindsay's stay here won't be a vacation! With anywhere from 1-2 weeks of detox (night sweats on 500 thread-count sheets are still night sweats), plus the twelve-stepping, group therapy, training for the weekly facility ping-pong tournaments (well, maybe not), Lindsay's definitely got some hard work ahead of her.