LLOHAN062407_01.jpgLindsay Lohan LLOHAN062407_02.jpgThe Alleged Inner Monologue of Actress Lindsay Lohan:

"Okay, movies. What should I see - 1408? Isn't that about a guy trapped in a room for, like, ever? No way, I'm trying to take a BREAK from rehab. Uh, Fantastic Four? Pfft. Jessica Alba. How about Surf's Up? That Shia guy is kinda cute... but wait, it's only his voice. Okay, I got it: Nancy Drew! She's pretty AND she solves crimes. That's what I should do. But first, I need a quick jog. Off I go!"