Lindsay Goes To The Movies
Posted on Mon Jun 25th, 2007 9:31am PDT By X17 Staff
The Alleged Inner Monologue of Actress Lindsay Lohan:
"Okay, movies. What should I see - 1408? Isn't that about a guy trapped in a room for, like, ever? No way, I'm trying to take a BREAK from rehab. Uh, Fantastic Four? Pfft. Jessica Alba. How about Surf's Up? That Shia guy is kinda cute... but wait, it's only his voice. Okay, I got it: Nancy Drew! She's pretty AND she solves crimes. That's what I should do. But first, I need a quick jog. Off I go!"
Which movie do you think Linds saw?
"Okay, movies. What should I see - 1408? Isn't that about a guy trapped in a room for, like, ever? No way, I'm trying to take a BREAK from rehab. Uh, Fantastic Four? Pfft. Jessica Alba. How about Surf's Up? That Shia guy is kinda cute... but wait, it's only his voice. Okay, I got it: Nancy Drew! She's pretty AND she solves crimes. That's what I should do. But first, I need a quick jog. Off I go!"