Uh, Paris... No.
Posted on Tue Jul 17th, 2007 6:47am PDT By X17 Staff
Paris Hilton's Outfit Checklist:-Flashy yellow sunglasses? Check.
-Black heels? Check.
-Multi-colored star bathing suit that awkwardly connects the top to the bottom AND makes my body look like a carved Halloween pumpkin that exploded into 4th of July fireworks? Check!
Seriously, what the hell! This is ridiculous. Just go do another sex tape already!
