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Howard Stern's main man Artie Lange put on a hell of a performance at Beacher's Madhouse in Vegas on Saturday night. We all know he's funny, but who knew he was such a good actor? He was keepin' it sober while he held a "drink" (we all know it was just soda water, Artie) and one of those fake cigarettes -- nice touch!

The climax of the night came with Mr. Lange launched his cocktail on the audience while at the same time launching a verbal tirade against a troubled Lindsay Lohan. What does he have against Lilo? Perhaps he identifies with a young star who's wasting her life on drugs and alcohol ...