Is Her Stylist On Vacation?

So great to have you back in L.A., Jessica! Um, can we have a word? I know it's hard being a Simpson, especially with Ashlee working on yet another album and being in a highly publicized relationship with a singer. (No, not Mayer!) And even though you're single, be single and loving it! The bod still looks great, right? You can pull off some sexy outfits. Therefore, I have to ask... why did you forget to change out of your gym clothes before going to Les Deux this Friday? Put on a skirt, a bra and, you know, a nice top!

Okay, that's all. Love ya!