Ashley Olsen AshleyLanceJustFriends.jpgWhy does every Hollywood couple insist on being "just friends"? You don't have anything to hide, so what's the problem! Lance Armstrong is the latest example of this bizarre trend, telling The New York Post that "Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends. We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a nice, smart lady."

First of all... huh? A nice, smart lady? Second of all, do you make out all night with your friends?