I had to pinch myself to see if I was dreaming. Chris Crocker is elated because he tells paps he just finished shooting a commercial! What on God's green earth could Chrissy possibly be hocking? Has the whole of L.A. been transported to Xenu while I wasn't looking, or is Chrissy just delusional? Later, he goes on to say he's more famous than Oprah. Phew! -- okay, he's just delusional.