David Duchovny In Rehab For Sex Addiction

Whoa! Who knew that Special Agent Mulder loved Californicating so much!

Duchovny, married to a hot piece of ass called Tea Leoni, released a statement through his attorney today (does his lawyer really need to know about his penile activities??!!), saying:

"I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."

While you "deal with this situation as a family!" You mean with your 6 and 9 year-olds?!! Oh, and privacy?! That's why you released a statement about something the public never would have found out about in the first place?!

WEIRDO!

And what the hell is sex addiction? 27 times a day? Minimum 4 hours/day of porn? Quickies on the set with your own hand?

And how do you detox? -- Especially when you're in a rehab center with lots of other "addicts?" I mean, are they all strapped down to beds to make sure they don't jump each others' bones?

If you're a sex addict, are you always a sex addict, just a "recovering" sex addict? Do you go to XX meetings?

PUHLEEEEEZZZZZZ!