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Katie was doing her usual thing in NYC - you know, getting out of that black SUV, sporting yet another interesting outfit, and letting her bodyguard feel her up. Wait, what? At first glance, I totally thought her bodyguard was 10 inches away from giving her a breast exam, but upon closer inspection it's just an optical illusion caused by the placement of Katie's hand and his arm. Whew!