Donatella Versace, Is That You?

There is soooo much going on in these pictures, I don't even know where to begin! First of all, Linda Hogan looks like a slightly plumper version of Donatella Versace, and I don't mean that as a compliment! Staring at her pumpkin-colored face is difficult enough, but her electric pink top is literally burning my eyes, and it looks like it's upsetting her poor little chihuahua too. And don't even get me started on the rolled up sweatpants or acrylic claws nails she's sporting. Yikes!

Linda wasn't too chatty with photogs, but she did mention that Nick was looking at schools. Hmmm...