Tila Tequila

I find it pretty impressive that Tila Tequila's scary colored contacts are distracting me from her ginormous fake tatas and technicolor outfit. What on earth was the reality TV star thinking? She looks like a cross between a cheap stripper and one of the vampires from "Twilight"! Actually, she could be onto something here...

Anyway, Tila and her on-again, off-again lady love Courtenay Semel grabbed a cup of coffee at Starbucks yesterday, and it looks like the two are back at it! Hey, when Sam and Linds are outta town, someone's gotta represent!