Jessica Alba WOW. Just - wow.

There are sooo many things wrong with Jessica Alba's outfit, I seriously do not know where to begin! If I thought she even HAD a sense of humor, I would think she was playing a joke!

Help me out, commenters, what is the absolute ugliest thing she's wearing?

A) Her lilac pants.

B) Her matching bow belt.

C) Her school marm-ish white ruffled button-down.

D) EVERYTHING!