Cisco Adler

Can someone please explain to me how Cisco Adler manages to snag the hottest women in this town? Is it his famous uh, assets, his dirty, bad boy looks, or perhaps his love of partying?

Whatever it is, he's definitely doing something right...even though this girl is wearing a flannel shirt and Uggs, we can tell she's a looker...maybe even a model? Nice work Cisco!