Congrats to Amber of Tarzana, California - she's won an Oscar goodie bag worth $1,820 from X17online and the generous folks at Distinctive Assets!

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We had our readers fill in the blanks to create a fictional conversation between Brad and Angelina, and after carefully reading through your submissions, this is the one we picked!

    BRAD: Honey, I think I just ate a piece of my moustache!


    ANGELINA: Oh, spare me.


    BRAD: No really Angie, I've got a bad feeling about this. The last time this happened, I looked like a nauseous walrus, and then Jen called, and you threatened to slap me.


    ANGELINA: Well if that tramp calls again, I'll suckerpunch you until you can't breathe anymore!


    BRAD: Are you for real?


    ANGELINA: No I'm joking. Of course I'm serious! But you are a genetically blessed babydaddy and that's why I love you.