Posted on Mon Mar 2nd, 2009 9:40am PDT
But you already knew that, didn't you?
We snapped the heiress - doing her best unibomber impression - leaving the Portofino tanning salon in Beverly Hills on Sunday. We were pleasantly surprised to see that Miss P didn't look like a greasy drumstick this time...
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