Yeah, we see you there Ms. Lohan! No, not Dina and no, not Lindsay... I'm looking right at YOU, Ali!

The 15-year-old reality star slash wannabe singer has been out in LA - and missing school! - for a couple weeks now. Uh, what's up with that? Does she really need to be around her sister during her post-breakup breakdown? Not so healthy! And where's Dina in all this? Chateau Marmont, Cecconi's, tattoo parlors - what mom lets her daughter stay out until one, two, three in the morning?

And if young Ali is seriously being home-schooled, what are her classes like? How much can you REALLY learn about math from dividing the number of empty liquor bottles in the house by the number of days in the week!