Justinv1.jpgJustin2.jpgAnd not just for the reasons you think...

Miley's BF tells Details magazine he'd love to be "a lap dog, the kind that gets petted all day. You know they wake up, get fed. Get attention. I like attention." Really? Hadn't noticed. Can't think of any other reason to date a 16-year-old when you're 20.

Anyway, the sexy stud also opens up about his fear of the paparazzi and how much he loves Jesus and white T-shirts. Yeah, seriously.

Granted, this guy is gorgeous, but when you hear him talking crazy like this, you really got to wonder if there's anything going on up in that pretty little head of his.