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...oh, and Jesus too! One big happy family. Right?

This is the most awk photo op EVER - 51 year old Madonna and her much-younger beau, Jesus Luz, traveling around Portofino with David Banda and Mercy. Hmm, but where are her other kids? And is Jesus actually taking on the role of father?

Lord help us!