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Ugh! After proclaiming in Playboy that she wanted to keep their sex life "private", Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt certainly don't have any problems playing tonsil hockey in public! We've seen so many shots of them smooching at events, we're practically immune to it at this point, but still...at this hour of the morning, it's almost enough to make us toss our breakfast!

Anyway, setting aside the gross PDA, what I really have a problem with is Spencer. What's hometool wearing? And why does he feel the need to babble on and on to videographers about everything from Miley Cyrus to guns? Click the video below if you care to listen to the ridiculousness...

P.S. Is it wrong that I LOVE Heidi's grey slingback pumps? They're so sexy!