Posted on Thu Sep 10th, 2009 9:29am PDT By X17 Staff
It all started with a blind item about a musician dating a reality star - and for days it's been rumored that Jen Aniston's ex has been in a secret relationship with The Hills' vixen Kristin Cavallari...
So is it true? Not according to John Mayer's hilaaarious Tweets! Check 'em all out below:
- "Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman... I have never high-fived Kristin Cavallari with my penis."
â€œIâ€™m sure sheâ€™s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together."
â€œMy Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.â€
â€œI have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.â€
He's quite the wordsmith! But is he telling the truth or just being the joker he always is?
And where's Kristin's denial!
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