Posted on Tue Sep 8th, 2009 1:28pm PDT
She may overshare on everything else, but the only thing Megan says she'll never share with the public are her private parts - or, better yet - her private parts on a sex tape.
"Ugh, never!" the actress told MTV when asked about the possibility of a Megan Fox sex tape. "That's the last thing I want to see -- what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."
But what about nudity, even "tasteful nudity" onscreen?
"As of now, I canâ€™t imagine myself ever doing nudity," she said, sadly. "All I have left are my private parts. Iâ€™d like to keep them private -- thatâ€™s why theyâ€™re called that!"
Oh, Megan. She merely opens up her mouth and precious gems fall out!
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