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Look Spencer, we KNOW your wife and her giant fake jugs are on the cover of Playboy this month, so there's no need to remind us every time you call the paparazzi we see you. Ugh, can the October issue hit newsstands already?!

King Spencer and his plastic princess were snapped browsing for magazines and books in Malibu yesterday, and as always, the royal d-bag insisted on making an ass of himself in front of photogs. Hey, fine by us, but don't you think Heidi gets embarrassed with his behavior? Or do his playful shenanigans make her melt?