Guy Ritchie On Madonna: "I Still Love Her, But She's Retarded"

Looks like someone's got a case of the Megan Foxies!

Guy Ritchie sat down for a lengthy interview with Esquire magazine, and he talks about everything from Sherlock Holmes to his love for jiu jitsu to his famous ex-wife. Guy comes across as a likable bloke (he's already rubbed off on us!) but we were stunned to see him open up about his bitter and highly publicized divorce.

When asked about Madonna, the famous director says, "She's a manifester, if there ever was one. First-rate manifester. Madonna makes things happen. Put Madonna up against any twenty-three-year-old, she'll outwork them, outdance them, outperform them. The woman is broad. And, of course, here you go: I still love her. But she's retarded, too."

Guy continues, "You can't tell someone when they're getting divorced that their pain is an illusion. I'm f*cking telling you, I feel it, I've been through that. You have, too. No one can say you don't feel that. That's the illusion of the illusion. The biggest fundamental is, you need a little ignorance."

I never thought I'd be able to type "Madonna" and "retarded" in the same sentence without getting in trouble, but Guy said it, not me! And he did praise her before he insulted her, so it's all good, right?