I guess the way to Lindsay's heart is through 23 bottles of Cristal! Well, maybe not, but one secret admirer tried to buy the starlet's affection with bottles of the bubbly at the Angel Ball after-party at 1Oak.

Page Six reports that waiters carrying champagne with sparklers stormed through the crowd as the DJ announced, "23 bottles of Cristal for Lindsay Lohan's 23rd birthday!" Lindsay looked shocked, saying, "I don't know why they are doing this. My birthday is July 2nd." But a half hour later, another 23 bottles were produced.

46 bottles of Cristal? That's about one bottle for each year Lindsay looks as if she's lived.