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We spotted Tiger Woods' alleged mistress at Gloria Allred's office earlier today, and naturally, she took the opportunity to show off her magnificent mountains of silicone. Because you know, she had NO CLUE there would be hordes of photographers waiting for her outside.

While she appeared overwhelmed by the attention initially, doesn't it look like she kiiinda enjoys it, just a little bit? I mean, if she really wanted to fly under the radar, wouldn't she opt for a more opaque bra and meet her lawyer somewhere more private?

P.S. Is it just me, or could Rachel pass as Alli Sims and Dina Lohan's long lost cousin?

Next thing you know, she's going to be stepping out of a limo at the Ivy minus her undies!