When you screw with comedians, you can expect to be roasted on their late night shows shortly afterwards, and that's exactly what happened with Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien last night. Jay started off The Jay Leno Show by expressing his frustration with recent events, commenting, "NBC said they wanted drama at 10, now they've got it! Everybody's mad!" After a few more cracks at the network, Jay concluded, "I leave NBC primetime the way I found it: a complete disaster!"

Ha! So what did Conan have to say on the matter? Conan began his program with this gem, "Good evening, I'm Conan O'Brien, the new host of Last Call with Carson Daly." Oh Conan, it's okay, you can just go to Fox, right? I'm sure they'd love to have you...