Well, when you look at someone like Heidi Montag, Octomom is rather sexy by comparison!

The mother of the year graces the latest issue of Star mag, and while she's no Jessica Alba in the looks department, you do have to give her some credit for looking halfway decent after 14 kids.

So how did she do it? Nadya tells the mag she dropped the weight without the help of a plastic surgeon! "No way, I would feel like I cheated [if I went under the knife]," she says. "I wanted to prove to myself that I can do it on my own, naturally. My friends call me Rubber Band because I always snapped back so quickly after my other kids!"

I mean, it could be a whole lot worse...