Of all the celebrities rumored to have died of a drug-related overdose, Taylor Lautner is the last person we woulda fingered!

Rumors of his death have swept the web (and the comment section of X17online) saying that Taylor OD'd last night after ingesting massive amounts of cocaine off a stripper's ass.

Well, rest easy, Twilovers, Summit confirms that Taylor will live to fight another vampire. "I am almost 100-percent positive this is a hoax," a rep tells E!

Not like we were ever fooled by something THAT outrageous!