Jesus Luz has confessed that after dating Madonna for 15 months and spending time with her kids, Lourdes, 13, Rocco, 9, Mercy, 5, and four-year-old David, “I consider myself a married man!

"I have a family," the 23-year-old hunk continued to Brazil’s RG Vogue magazine. "At my age, my father was also married. My mother gave birth to me when she was 15.”

So at 51, Madonna would be like, his great-grandma?

Although it's great that Jesus is so committed that he feels like he and Madonna are already deeply committed, being "married" does have some drawbacks -- like the fact that the old ball and chain can ban certain starlets from seeing your DJ set!

A source told the Daily Mirror that when Jesus was DJ'ing at the VIP room in Paris during fashion week, “Lindsay got her people to phone the club to try and hang out with him. She knew he was hosting a night there with Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz. But when Madonna’s people heard, they put a block on it. Jesus wasn’t one to argue, he didn’t want to upset Madonna and was just there to work. Lindsay had to make do with a night in her hotel.”

So does Jesus feel more like Madonna's husband or her wife?