Kate Gosselin's disastrous dancing on Dancing With The Stars may have earned her some of the lowest marks -- ever! -- but now the reality mom-of-eight may be looking to assault one of our other senses with an album of Christmas songs she's said to be shopping.

"Kate is pitching a CD of holiday songs sung by herself and all her children," a record exec tells Popeater. "She sees herself as a modern day Maria from 'The Sound of Music,' except this time the family singers won't be the Von Trapp family, they would be the Gosselins."

But they wouldn't be singing "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Jon," instead Kate, backed by her little Gosselins, intends on releasing an album of religious holiday songs.

And before you have visions of a caterwauling Kate butchering the classics, just remember: there is always auto tune.