And don't forget about the many different personalities!

First of all, Lindsay Lohan has had roughly three lawyers within the past week. WTF!

Shawn Chapman Holley couldn't handle the job, so she quit, then Stuart V. Goldberg was in the mix for a few days and now the actress has settled on Robert Shapiro. Will he finally be the one to stick around for a while? Hopefully... for her sake!

Okay, I know LiLo needs to actually have an attorney, but should she really be fighting so hard to appeal the judge's sentence? The more Lindsay tries to shirk responsibility, the worse she looks in the public's eye. Own up to it, Linds! Accept the consequences of your actions and go to jail with your head held high.

Don't piss off Marsha Revel any more - she's already frustrated enough with you!