If last night's finale showdown between Danielle Staub and Caroline Manzo on The Real Housewives of New Jersey wasn't jaw-dropping enough, now we have this little jem of a clip of Danielle singing "Real Close" live on PIX11 Morning News. And she sounds SO bad that we wish she had lip synced!

Things didn't get any better when Staub was joined by her rumored girlfriend Lori Michaels ... and her "Jersey Shore" dancers are just too hilarious!

Watch and weep!