Singer/performer extraordinaire Cher has managed to stay in the spotlight for decades and that's why she graces the cover of December's Vanity Fair, dishing about Chaz, politics and fame... let's break it down!

    Cher on politics: "Sarah Palin came on, and I thought, Oh, f***, this is the end. Because a dumb woman is a dumb woman."

    Cher on getting older: "I think Meryl [Streep] is doing it great. The stupid b*tch is doing it better than all of us! But I don’t like it. It’s getting in my way."

    Cher on taxes: "I would be willing to pay a lot more taxes, because I make a lot more money, but I don’t want to give them more to just f*** things up more."

    Cher on Chaz: "She’s a very smart girl—boy! This is where I get into trouble."

Best. Quotes. Ever!