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Newsflash: Charlie Sheen is special ... at least that's what he wanted the world to know when he interrupted his Bahamas vacation to phone The Alex Jones Show for an impromptu interview Thursday.

Lucky for us, Sheen wasn't shy about discussing everything from addiction, to Brooke Mueller suddenly ditching his Bahamas party. Didn't she JUST move into her ex-hubbies house last Saturday? Something tells us it's not gonna last -- again.

Sheen told the radio show on giving one of his baby mamas the boot:

    “She’s not here now. And we are. Sorry, didn’t make the rules ... There was a whole firestorm yesterday about Brooke being part of our crew and let me just say this, this is all I’m going to say about it. We were four and are now three. Goodbye Brooke. Good luck in your travels. You’re going to need it badly.”


Ouch. Did he leave Mueller to find her own way back to LA? When you take three women on a trip, one an ex-wife and the other two porn stars (or at least wanna-be porn stars), it's inevitable someone is going home early.

But the Two and a Half Men star didn't stop there, he went on to rant about Alcoholics Anonymous, addiction, and "winning:"

    “Newsflash, I’m special ... The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning. My success rate is 100% ... I was shackled and oppressed by the cult of AA for 22 years. I finally extracted myself from their troll hole and started living my life the way I want to live it. It’s vintage, outdated and stupid and it’s followed by STUPID people. I hate them violently. They will come at me. Debate me on AA right now. I have a disease? Bulls**t. I cured it right now with my mind.”


Wow. Sounds like Sheen has a lot to get off his chest, maybe being in the Bahamas has given the troubled star a new lease on life. He went on to vent about his once-steady job at Two and a Half Men, confessing:

    “I was told if I went on the attack they’d cancel the show. Are they happy with the 5 billion dollars they made off me or do they want 10? My motto now is either you love or you hate and you must do so violently. I don’t live in the middle anymore. That’s where you get embarrassed."


Truer words were never spoken. But Sheen may not even need the popular sitcom anymore; he's already got new plans! Sheen tells the show, “I’m going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly around the world. It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view.”

He's just living the dream!