Last night on Dateline, Charlie Sheen revealed home video footage of his "think tank" as Sheen revealed his "master plan."

The footage contains several media meetings, where the man who as already broken Twitter records plots to expand his empire even further with merchandising (one amusing discussion on how much to charge for a Charlie T-shirt takes place in the backyard.)

But it's not all work for the out-of-work actor, we even get a glimpse of a sweaty Sheen working out to Eminem and a sweet moment where Charlie reveals he keeps one of the twins' sippy cups on his mantle and touches it every time he leaves the house.

As for his "master plan"? Well...