Tonight Charlie Sheen chatted with 20/20 about his latest drama, and here's what he had to say to ABC's Andrea Canning...

On porn stars:
"You already know what you're getting before you meet them"

On paying for prostitutes:
"Who wants to deal with all the small talk and the nonsense?"

On his most recent drug use:
"I probably took more than anybody could survive. I was banging 7-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll."

On how his kids will view his actions:
"They'll wake up one day and realize how cool dad is."

On being anti-semitic:
"Why would I be? That's a mindset that I would never entertain."

His message to Warner Brothers:
"I'm coming for you Warner Brothers. ... I'm a peaceful man with bad intentions."

On what his tombstone would read:
"Something dotcom."

Sheen also took the time to introduce his “goddesses”, former nurse/Chronic Girl 2010 Natalie Kenly and porn star Bree Olson, and they seem like one happy threesome playing house at the actor's estate.

Instead of showing up for work on his now-cancelled show, Sheen is filling up his valuable time by earning serious bucks for taping senseless interviews with major networks. Smart way to make up for lost Two and a Half Men paychecks!

Find out what Sheen had to say about his dad Martin, after the jump ...