The status of Two And A Half Men may not be promising, but Jon Cryer is already adjusting to his new gig ... as Ellen DeGeneres' receptionist!

In tomorrow's episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show, viewers are given a glimpse at the talk show host's daily routine, and when she visits the office, we get our first look at her temporary receptionist.

It's being reported that Cryer does NOT address the Charlie Sheen drama in the skit, but we're curious as to what he has to say! He's definitely been laying low since Sheen's very public meltdown began, and it's no coincidence that Ellen and Men are both Warner Bros. productions...