What do you get for the newlyweds who have everything? Apparently a whole lot of crazy expensive swag at posh store Geary's in Beverly Hills.

We checked out the online registry and the event date listed is "Monday, October 31, 2011." Could she really be tying the knot with Kris Humphries on Halloween? We really hope not!

While scrolling through Kardashian's registry to check out what she's requesting, we noted the most expensive thing she's asking for -- a $6,500 black Tourbillion vase from Lalique. Impressive!


Also on Kim and Kris' list ...

a $4,625 Lalique Ingrid Black Vase
$1,115 Lalique Black New York Clock
$950 Baccarat Eye Large Vase
$375 Baccarat Missouri Candy Jar
$880 Buccellati Torchon Salad Serving Fork
$155 Hermes Balcon Du Guadalquivir Black Cereal Bowl

Yes, ONE cereal bowl (pictured to the right) for over $150! Looks like Ms. K is going for a complete B&W theme. Très chic.

Her Baccarat items total $4400; her Lalique pieces come in at $13,015; her 18 place settings in two different Hermes patterns total $23,220. The couple's silver, by Christofle, totals $7104 and their Buccellati flatware ... reserved for special dinners, we assume, is a whopping $44,020!

They've got $760-worth of picture frames on the list (that's TWO frames, folks). And a Christofle coffeepot is $1650! The creamer and sugar bowl bring that set to a total of $3360, along with a $440 serving tray which we guess their butler will use to bring them coffee in bed.


The cheapest item? A $46 Country martini glass.

After Kim organized her registry Monday, the bride-to-be later stopped at Zegna to outfit Lamar Odom, Kris Humphries and Scott Disick for their wedding gear.

Could Kim actually outshine the royal wedding? Her wedding planners certainly have her on the fast-track to the big day!