The Real Housewives of DC's Michaele Salahi took to NBC Miami to perform her single "Bump It," and the performance was ... um ... bumpy.

Salahi, 45, mostly walked around stage while her backup dancers improvised and a guest rapper wore what can only be described as a FedEx deliveryman-esque ensemble. Salahi wore zebra print.

Michaele infamously crashed a party at The White House with her husband, Tareq, in late 2009.

Lyrics to "Bump It" include "I'm so hot and, like, you're so not."

Indeed.