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... That's all we can figure. Why else hasn't the little tyke been born yet?

Alba has looked ready to pop for a while, and while we're loving our daily dose of a pregnant-Jess-in-a-cute-sundress, we're starting to get suspicious of this situation.

Maybe the babe is deriving powers from all the specialty drinks Alba buys ... is there something in that lemonade??

Come out, little one! We're sure your mom has provided you with an awesome place to hang out, but we want to see your pretty face!