Fiona-Apple230final.jpg We've all seen the bizarre mugshot, and now we're hearing the real story of her arrest from the singer herself!

Fiona Apple went on a rant during her concert in Houston, Texas, on Friday, suggesting possible misconduct on behalf of the Hudspeth County Jail, where the edgy songstress was detained two days earlier for hash and marijuana possession.

Apparently, the "Criminal" crooner has a bone to pick with four unnamed staff members of the law enforcement station who she claims treated her unfairly. "Most of the people were very nice to me. There are four of you out there... and I want you to know I heard everything you did," she cryptically declared.

She went on rambling about her version of the events, and we're not exactly sure we understand the indie rocker's accusations.

    "I wrote it all down with your names and everything you did and said, stupidly thinking that I couldn't hear or see you. I then ripped the paper up, but not before I encoded it and - I got two lock boxes. We'll call them 'holding cell one' and 'holding cell two.' In 'holding cell one' is the encoded version of the s**t that you did that I know was inappropriate and probably illegal. In 'holding cell two' is the decoder. I'm the only one who holds the key, and you and I will be intimate forever because I will hold that secret forever. Unless of course the celebrity that you had so much interest in but you wanted to accuse me of bringing up while you laughed at me all night? Unless you're interested in being a celebrity, I'll make you f***ing famous any time you ask and I'll open those boxes. So why don't you stay in your f***ing holding cell."

Is Miss Apple threatening to expose corruption? Or is she alluding to something entirely different?

We guess only time will tell!