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His tiger's blood is really boiling!

After private flirty text messages between Charlie Sheen and Backdoor Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham were made public yesterday, the Anger Management star pointed the finger at the newly minted porn star as the culprit of a shameless publicity stunt, and decided to write a scathing letter slamming her for being desperate for fame!

The bad boy actor reached out to the MTV reality star with this open letter to TMZ:

    hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

    I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

    your daughter must be so proud.

    please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

    oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

    bye!
    cs.


The single mother reached out to Sheen about a possible meet-up in late May, which the Hot Shots! star seemed totally down for until she exposed their text messages. Don't hold your breath for a coffee date anymore, Farrah!